What does being FAKE mean to you??

Okay, so I've been thinking about this topic as of lately... (to be exact, the past 5 or 6 months), and I want to fully understand the state of mind that some girls go through... I understand that people feel the need to act fake because it would come off as being rude, if they be honest and give their honest opinions...  

I suppose that I have never been the kind of person who believes in being fake.  And I am not talking about girls who highlight their hair, wear fake nails, go to the local tanning salon, etc...etc... But what I do mean by this is about how someone acts towards you and in front of others.  Being fake just reminds me of those 40 something year-olds who work at the Neiman Marcus cosmetics department.  I remember one time when I went to the YSL (Yves St. Laurent cosmetics counter) and this extremely jolly homosexual guy, super hilarious and just jolly like ol St. Nick, was as sweet as he can be, however he put on some of the tackiest things on my face, that I just wanted to jump up and take that blush brush and make him hush!  OOOhh, it was definitely, TACKELICIOUS!  He was only a make up artist, so he doesn't make commission off what he does, however the sales associates do, and they were all lined up to tell me that I looked absolutely gorgeous, but I was thinking in my mind, how the hell do these people get off and tell me I looked gorgeous when I looked like something that you eat that gets puked up from an all night of partying and drinking.... CHILD I looked ALL sorts of messed up... but those fake ladies definitely know how to make you feel special though!  (hence the sarcasm!!)

BUT why would anyone want or need to feel special about fakeness?? OBVIOUSLY there are people out there who must be lonely and feel so uninspired that they have to have people like those ladies at Neiman Marcus, to make them feel special.  These are the ladies who married up and realized that by doing so she made a mistake because she's in a loveless marriage kind of deal.  The ones where she used to be a brunette but found herself becoming blonder and blonder every 6 to 8 weeks because her husband likes the way her hair looks in the sun! haha but does everyone appreciate someone who is fake over someone who is real and straight forward?  The person who is not going to let you walk out somewhere and look a fool?  I, myself, cannot stand someone who is fake but it did seem to me that at one point, I was only surrounded by fake girls... hmm... maybe instead of shopping at Neiman Marcus for my cosmetics, I should just go to Saks instead!  Maybe they'll have "real" sales associates instead of fake ones! lol or maybe, I just did the right thing and stopped hanging out with these fake girls??  

SO what does fake mean to me?  It means that you are the girl who go gets tanned, who gets acrylic nails, who highlights her hair, and THEN claim that she was naturally born that way! haha it's like saying that you weigh 115 lbs when you really weigh like 165!  

Dallas' nightlife

It's crazy to know how many people exist in this world.  It's even crazier to know that there are millions of people in Dallas alone.  So where do these millions of people go out at night and on the weekends??

Uptown Dallas seems to be the hit spot of the moment.  This is where many young professionals come to live and try to find someone to "hook up with" for the evening.  I know some guy who admittedly told me that he has had sex with over 100 girls... let me hear you people say, EEOOWW all at the same time...

GROSS!  How can anyone do that?  I'm sorry I know what kinds of girls are out there especially the ones that go out in Dallas.  I've been to Addison, Lower Greenville, Uptown, and Downtown... and so far the best place to party would have to be Uptown.  I'm sorry, I never seen so many classless people in my entire life!  In Addison, it's where all the white trash come out to play... and I use this term loosely because not all of those who go there are, but many, yes... I've seen girls who wear extreme bootie shorts who wears platform flip flops.  Yes platform flip flops, the ones that are like 3 inches high all the way around and are flip flops!  I mean, it was cool back when I was twelve, but COME on, the girl had to have been like in her 30's!  YIKES!  Reliving your glory days isn't cool anymore... I'm sorry, whatever happen to dressing appropriately for your age??  That doesn't mean that you have to wear a button down cardigan and a full length A-line skirt, but it does mean, you should try to look sexy in a more mature way.  Someone I was friends with once told me, that the reason why she doesn't like going to Uptown is because there is too much competition for her.  This is a girl who LOVES to receive attention from guys, but not just any guys, the ugliest trashiest dirtiest looking guy out there, however in Addison.  HMM... but I guess we all have to get our kicks, right?  To me I'd rather not be hit on ugly guys, because instead of getting a big head from ugly guys, it makes me feel, what the flying fuck is wrong with me?  Why am I getting hit on by some buck tooth, Willie?? Ha ha, well I guess we all just have different standards... and different ways of looking at things... But anywho, Addison's nightlife is definitely a lot more laid back, but definitely not a place where I would want to be seen at... just NOT my thing!

Which leads to my question, why would anyone want to hook up with anyone that go to those bars??  And not trying to sound arrogant by any means, I feel that I'm usually one of the best looking girls at those places... and that is why this person does not go out to Uptown a lot because she would be considered "below average" there then she would in Addison.

Fashionistas

So what does it mean to be a fashionista?  Well... I currently live in Dallas and so it seems that many people who live here are yet, still a few seasons behind.  Of course there are your individuals who do not follow the fashion trend, bravo to you guys, however looking at some of the clothes that the girls wear, it's like what are they thinking??

Ed Hardy seems to be quite a popular thing at this moment... UNFORTUNATELY for me, I find it extremely distasteful.  I mean who would want to pay that amount for paint splattered shirts?  I can go to Target, btw I LOVE Target lol, and get a Hanes t-shirt and get some fabric paint and just start smearing all over it, and finally put some shoes on a little toddler and have him walk or crawl all over it!  Saves you the $140 on something people claim to be "art".  I don't think so!  So let's think about it for a second shall we?  In order to be a fashionista, you do not have to wear designer collections from head to toe, i.e. Prada, Gucci, Dior, Nina Ricci, Lanvin, etc, etc... however, you have to have a style all on your own!  Copying people's style seems to be the trend around here... and there are some girls who like to think people are copying their styles and has a big head about it... But you know what?  Chances are you probably copied someone else's style! LOL

Take the movie, The Devil Wears Prada, in the scene where Miranda says that Andrea was trying to exempt herself from the fashion world by wearing that hideous cable knit sweater, however it was selected for her by the people in that room... SO does anyone really have their own sense of style?  Probably not.  However we all can believe that we do.  I feel the best way to be a fashionista is to have someone look at your outfit and say wow, that's quite unique and different, but at the same time wearable, sexy and cool... however, to me, Ed Hardy, is definitely not cool, instead of calling the brand Ed Hardy, they should call Ed, I'm a huge douche bag, Hardy because for the most part, anyone who wears that brand, tend to be a huge douche bag, just ask anyone who works at Suite, in Dallas!

ME ON YOUTUBE

It's actually just me sitting down and being bored... but please check me out! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMmL6EVcZIE

MTV's 16 and pregnant!

There are reasons why trashy people shouldn't procreate... one of the main reasons is if you're ugly, PLEASE PLEASE do all of society a favor and just not procreate!  The world cannot take anymore ugly people!!  But I guess today's blog isn't about ugly people procreating, but about dumbass 16 years olds that are!  OMFG, what the f*ck is wrong with the picture here?  So today I was watching MTV's 16 and Pregnant... and this past week's episode (rerun) is about a half black and white girl with her obviously smart fiance (this is where I turn around to the readers and roll my eyes haha bc that was just pure sarcasm! haha) ... anyway, hmm... let's see... where does one begin to blog about this topic... 

WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE???  I sit there and watch their parents being moronic, I'm sorry, if I were 16 again and having sex... (which I did not because I didn't even know what the fuck a penis looked like or a condom, and did not even know how a condom works!)  my parents would've kicked the living shit out of me! THE LIVING SHIT!!  Their parents in this episode was like low class willies who obviously did not seem to give a rat's ass about what their teenagers are doing... AND I'm sorry just because you do not allow your child access to your car, does not mean that it prevented him from lickin it before stickin it! Just looking at these little kids, yes, kids, they're not smart enough to be called a teenage or a young adults, and if you act like a child, you SHOULD BE treated like a child!!  Their parents were all like, oh 'Joshua, we talked to you about sex since you were ten' oohh pulease, as if that would do anything!  You have to scare these little fuckers about life because they think that the sky is the limit... unfortunately honey, it ain't... mmm Hmm... 

In one of the scene, the boy asks his mom for permission in order to stay over with his girl, Ebony, even after finding out she's pregnant.  The favorite quote of the week has to go to Ebony "My baby daddy has to get permission to sleep over with me!" hahaha this is where I would be calling you a dumb ass, but since you already embarrassed yourself to the world, I will be nice, (even though I already, kinda did haha)... but still such a hilarious quote nonetheless!

Little children shouldn't be having children!  Just because you have a cave and he has an eel... I understand that eels have the needs to visit a friendly warm cave, but DON'T!  It ain't so friendly after that cave is stretched out because of a baby popping out of it!  At least think of your vagina before having a kid!  Yo shit will be all stretched out and loose and that is not cute girlfriend!  Not cute at all!  No one wants a loose puss... and does she actually think that her boyfriend, who joined the air force, will come back and still be in love with her, it could happen, I mean ANYTHING is possible, (just read one of my earlier blogs, entitled, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE) But to answer this question, HEELLL No he won't!  His eel would get all horny and feel all slimy and want to go find another cave, especially these military boys being locked up with only guys, their eels will definitely want to come out and play!  

Home girl looks all sorts of jacked up, obviously she's not smart (don't get me started on the boy, he definitely looks like a winner) anyway, she couldn't even pronounce 'croissant'... she called it "crescent" LMAO! Yes, now I know it is a French word and clearly she's American, but damn... if you don't know how to pronounce a freakin piece of bread, how in the hell do you expect to raise another human being???  OMFG, I wanted to kick their parent's asses and both of their asses because it seemed like they think this shit will be easy... HOMEGIRL, it ain't, okay'??  AND SHE HAD THE NERVES TO COMPLAIN THAT SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE OF HER PREGNANCY... Uh HELLO, wtf do you think being a parent is, dandelions and butterflies?  Homegirl needs to think twice.   She was complaining about how fat she has gotten, she couldn't fit into a prom dress, and that she couldn't enlist in the air force because of the pregnancy, but the worst part of this whole mess, is that she more then likely will stay a fat ass post pregnancy... she weighed in at 164 lbs while pregnant, but I do not foresee her losing that baby weight, I mean does she not know what HER mom looks like? haha anyways... the bottom line is, DO NOT HAVE SEX IF YOU ARE NOT AN ADULT!  I know this won't prevent any future teen pregnancies, but if you are a teenage and you must fulfill your sexual needs, please use a condom!  Girls, remember, your va jay jay will never be the same post pregnancy and teen relationships, for the most part, always seem to end.  There are not many guys out there that will want to be the child's step father and as harsh as it sounds, it's the truth... the world is a cruel place and being a teenage mother, it is even worst if you're poor, the world gets even more gray, so PLEASE use a condom.  

To Fur or not to Fur? that is the question!

Ok, so I've been talking to a few of my girlfriends lately, concerning this topic... to fur or not to fur?  And no, I'm not talking about skinning some little mink, I am talking about, you know heading down towards Rio, as in Brazil!  The land of the beauty!  You visit Brazil in order to get away in a tropical getaway and relax in paradise.  So I guess you can say, that guys LOVE Brazil.  What I'm talking about is not a 10 hour plane ride to another continent, what I'm talking about is the brazilian bikini wax.  

OUCH!  Doesn't that freaking sound painful!!!!  Aye dios mio!!!  This is the act where a girl goes to see an Aestitician... she removes her pants and panties, spread your legs up in the air... the lady then puts hot wax on your va jay jay, and RIPS all the hair off of your cooch!!!  can I say, MOOTHERFUCKERRRR!!!! hahaha

well... the end result is a bald vagina in which it looks all nice and smooth, thus making it easier for a guy to roam around.  But in a sick twisted way, doesn't that make us girls seem like we are some 10 year old girls??  Thus making guys, be sick twisted, almost pedifiliac (sp?) like??  If a guy is turned on by a girl who is bald down there, it's almost like saying he must have some sort of sick twisted fetish for 10 years old girls... (which there are freaks out there who are, and should have their balls cut off so that they can't procreate anymore... the reason why they had eunuchs in Imperial China, was because they couldn't have any sexual relations with the female members of the royal family) anywho... so why is that females nowadays are so quick to remove their fur, down thur! (haha I tried, rhyming, Chingy style, and for those of you who do not know Chingy, obviously doesn't know hip hop culture)  But why are we not quick to remove fur on our heads and Haute Couture has always embraced fur on a female, so why do we not embrace our fur down thur???  I think we should all take a look at our naked bodies and allow the bush to grow out a little... so what it looks like a frito pie, but does it taste like a frito pie, perhaps some of you nasty girls out there might... eeooww just thinking about that makes me want to puke a little, and some of you out there might taste like Caribbean Passion delight, which good for you, you learned the art of douching! haha jk... (girls please do not douche as it isn't healthy for our vaginas)  But the next time you think about going to a spa and getting your fur ripped out, just think to yourself, hmm... is it really worth it just to make a guy work less hard to find our "g spots" as if he ever could... but really... whatever happened to looking natural... now don't be natural to the point where you get crabs down there and it starts reaking of 3 day old meat... EEOOWW... but if you must remove your fur down thur, just remember, who are you doing it for, yourself or a guy... 

Are girls smart?

I was on youtube.com one of my favorite websites, along with the other billions of people out there... looking up some videos, of course, what else do you do on youtube? shop? haha I can't wait until I see that happen... anywho... well you guys know how the video promos all pop up and says videos being viewed now, there I saw it, an Asian girl with huge boobs pops up... and who do you all think this girl was? None other but Tila Tequila herself, better known as Thi Thy Tho Ho, or something like that... but whatever... and this brought back memories of my childhood... NO Tila Thi Thy Tho HO, whatever the fuck her name is, was not a part of my childhood, Thank God... but she did allow me to a special time...

I used to stay up late at night with my mom to watch the Miss USA, Miss America, and Miss Universe Pageants... Man I used to love them!  But I also especially LOVED seeing an Asian girl representing herself either as an American or Asian, in general...!  I watched Riyo Mori becoming the first Japanese female to win the Miss Universe pageant!  I mean what an amazing accomplishment!  She showed grace and poise!  I also remember a while back when Angela Perez Boroquio (sp?), a Filipina, also a native of Hawaii winning the Miss America pageant as well as Brooke Lee, a Filipina, also a native of Hawaii winning the Miss USA pageant from way back when... But these are the pioneers of Asian women in the media!  These girls are what makes it special to be an Asian American or just simply an Asian in general!  They not only are intelligent, educated, and beautiful but the best thing about these ladies was simply that they were the Asian Audrey Hepburns!  They aren't going to flaunt around in skimmpy little Charlotte Russe outfits, or aka "disposable clothing" the kinds that you buy not as investment pieces but as trendy one-timers, the ones that will rip after a night out after partying and getting drunk, ( please kids, DO NOT drink and drive! Unless you kill yourself first, and even with that you will hurt the ones your love, but really, kill yourself before you kill others!) But going back to Tila, always naked and trying to get attention, Tequila... she's famous for being trashy!  I mean I understand that some people do not care how they become famous as long as they become famous... and by her standards, which are obviously low, to go and take your clothes off for the camera and for everyone to see such as: elementary students ( and if your elementary aged child has seen this girl naked, YOU, as parents should be ashamed of yourselves!) pre-teenage boys, post-adolescent boys, etc. etc... but really I've heard from many guys out there that they think Tila Tequila is super hot... but really if you look at her face, she looks like the sanrio's character, Kerroppi, if you are not familiar with Kerroppi, it is a Japanese cartoon about a green frog, and she resembles him to the t!  I had a picture of this animation and Tila Tequila, you all would see what I'm talking about!  But back to the point I am trying to make.  Tila Tequila is the demise of every Asian women out there, yes even to the Asian strippers out there, and to women everywhere!  She is basically saying that it is okay, to go on to myspace.com and post pictures of herself half naked in order to make friends.  I mean it was because of myspace in which she was offered a show on MTV, the infamous, a shot at love, where she is a self-proclaim bi-sexual... as if we really believe that!  But this type of behavior is sending out the message that it is okay for girls not to get an education that in order to succeed in this already cruel, man's world, is "how to get ahead by GIVING head"!  I mean DAMN!  Whatever happened to showing men out there that it is okay to be smart and to have your own opinions, and to be independent... be educated, and be cultured... why do we have to subject to showing off our bodies, taking our clothes off for the camera, and being "slutty" in order to get what we want???  I mean, would Tila Tequila be this famous was it not for acting like this???  I think we all know the answers to this one, and if you don't then, you are stupid too!!  So is this behavior smart? or is it just pure luck?? I think the answer is a little bit of this and a little bit of that... but honestly, the girl is a skank and if we continue to disrespect ourselves in this manner, we are basically saying that guys too can disrespect us as well!  So yes she might be a little bit smart but instead of being skanky, why not try to be famous for being educated, for discovering a cure for cancer, or something more meaningful then taking your clothes off and kissing another female... so is she smart? Perhaps... classy? Most definitely NOT, so we come back to the question, are girls smart?  Hmm... is it smart to get ahead by giving head??  Let's just think about that...

Gay guys... a girl's best friend or her best enemy??

So anywho... I went shopping today at Northpark... I bought the CUTEST Louboutin mohair booties that I cannot wait to try on and a new purse by Versace... It is cream and gold... very simple elegance... Not overly done like what is Versace... and the guy who was helping me, also another SMU student who just so happens to work at this specific department store... obviously gay but super sweet... which led me to blog about this... are gay guys really a girl's best friend or are they their best enemy????

It all dawned on me that most gay guys are nothing but bitchy queens, just ask any sales girl about the queens who work at Barney's shoes... they all get around and just gossip gossip gossip... hmm... but I thought they are suppose to be like your gay boyfriend?? Who else but gay men, can girls feel comfortable sharing with them their deepest darkest secrets?? often about the current guys in their lives... you know penis size, the way they kiss, the way they giggle when you lick, I mean, tickle their "sensitive spots"... yes, girls, guys too have "sensitive spots"! hahaha anywho... but these bitchy queens are our friends but yet they are the first ones to greet you, "hey slut" or "hey bitch" you know like it's okay to call us a slut or a bitch... we laugh of course and accept it, because, well frankly, gay guys are basically girls!  but if a straight guy calls us sluts and bitches, wouldn't you want to bitch slap his ass all the way to 2020? I mean, why is it okay for fags, I'm not a hater I just like using the word, to call us sluts and bitches, talk to us like we are so awesome and shit, but turn around and run their mouths about us to the next bitchy queen?  I mean come on!  Of course the fall lines of Haute Couture around the world would be a hot mess if it weren't for these bitchy queens, and we wouldn't know what kinds of colors would look good on our faces, and the art world would never be the same, but I mean, basically, gay guys are straight guys who like to fuck other guys... homosexual or straight, does it make a difference?  If we allow these fags, again not using this in a derogatory sense especially since I love the fags, to talk to us in this matter we girls are basically saying that it is okay for ANY human creature that has a 2 inch penis the size of two french fries, melted into one, to walk all over us and give in to what I call "a man's world"!  We girls work hard not to be slaves to a guy, unless you're Suzy fucking homemaker, but I'm not a damn homemaker, I'm a bright, independent, college student!  And I feel that we should not even let gay guys talk down to us in that manner!  So are gay guys a girl's best friend??? HELL TO THE NO they are not! They are just some bitchy queens who are just jealous because we can get hot boyfriends and all they got are the shoes that they sell! (no offense to shoes salesman, because without them, my outfits would not be complete)  And yes it is true, when we go to any establishments like S4, a gay club in Dallas, odds of us getting hit on is slim to NO CHANCE in hell, but if you are there with a straight guy, you best believe that these aggressive, so called "men" will pull your hair and push you against the steel bar, just so that they can get a chance to be with the sole straight guy... thus making them worse than a straight guy because gay guys think and believe that they can get away with these types of behaviors because they too are just like girls, unfortunately, NOT REALLY! 

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Okay, so I found out that some slutty girl that I used to hang out with is now married! this is like MAJOR OMG... Like the OMG of Heidi Montag and Spencer Kimball getting married OMG, but like even more OMGer!  This girl is like the biggest slut that I have ever known! She has been with like probably 200 + guys... can we scream SLOOCHIE (this is a term that I coined, combining a slut and a hoochie... SLUT +Hoochie + sloochie! simple math!) anyways, I have seen this girl have sex with two guys at once and on the very same day, she had just fucked like 3 other guys... I feel super bad for the girls that dates the guy that she's been with, I mean she probably has every STDs in the books!  You got to feel bad for the husband... ha ha or think he's the stupidest white trashiest guy out there for even thinking this girl could be "pure" I mean I've seen this girl change her tampon and a little blood out of her vagina slid down her leg... took her finger wiped it off and then she licked it!  I wanted to throw up so bad!  Let's just say this girl is the skankiest skank of them all... but if she can get married??? ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! SO if you ever doubt yourself and think that you're not good enough for whatever or whoever... STOP IT! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!  The sky is the limit! Just take the skankiest skank of them all as a beacon of hope!  Don't matter if you're fat, ugly, walk with a gimp leg... ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! And when you are feeling down and in the dumps, just think, the skankiest skank of them all just got married! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! so stop feeling sorry for yourself and raise your hope because... (what did I say?) ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!  Hope everyone will be enjoying their Independence Day because ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! :)

SOME Girls are just NASTY!!

Hmm... what do I say about this topic at hand... okay, so yesterday I decided to go running around school, I attend SMU, for those of you who do not know that... SMU aka Southern Millionaires University... aka Southern Methodist University... ha ha... anywho, I went to the rest room yesterday after I went running in this GLORIOUS, beautiful Texas weather (implement sarcasm... for those of you who do not know what sarcastic means... LOOK IT UP! I ain't yo teacher!) in order to wash the sweat that was soaking my t-shirt and shorts... (by the way, I sweat heavily in the forehead area, but not like any of you guys really care about that... but thought I'd just throw that in...) ANYWAY, I went to the restroom and to my surprise... there was a girl in the restroom who COULD NOT hold herself in... I mean GUUUROOOSEE!!! (loose translation, FUCKING GROSS!!) She was shittin' up a storm, a DAMN storm... Like Hurricane Katrina just blew up in the fourth stall of the Hughes Triggs Student Center Women's restroom ... I could smell the rancid frigid air, as I was trying to breathe through my mouth... SO HARD TO DO! But if you master this technique, your man would LOOOOVEE YOU! Hopefully you readers out there will get what I'm saying and if not, well then you must be a virgin! ha ha anyways, the sound coming from that stall was like a frog being licked by a rabbit... I don't think that would make a sound, but just the thought of it makes me want to puke... just like the girl in the restroom did... I mean I heard her panting and moaning like she had just had the best orgasm of her life!  IT was like oohhh... mmm...(BEEEDD ... fart...beed shit... beed diaherrea... beeedddd fart... little pee... you get the picture) anyways... she basically blew up that toilette... this goes on for all of 30 seconds, I'm washing my face and trying not to gag... I hear the toilette paper rolling up and then a loud flush... and then this girl comes out of the bathroom smiles at me and says hi... (by the way she's like this super bleached blonde girl, fake tanned and SKINNY as hell... need I say it... the typical SMU girl... who just gave birth to Hurricane Ike Turner or some shit... anyways, she comes out and smiles at me and says hi... and opens the door and exits the restroom... but if you all notice I left out something... you are DAMNed right! that skinny, bleached blonde, fake tanned girl, as polite as she is with the greet and the smile... just walked out after giving birth to Hurricane Ike Turner and NOT WASHED HER HANDS!!!! OOOOMMMGGG!!! I wanted to puke even more!!! Now how the fuck are you going to be like "oopsy I gotta POOPSY" and not wash your damn hands after?? NASTY NASTY NASTY!!! need I say more? SOME GIRLS ARE JUST SO NASTY!!! I do not care who you are guys and girls! DO the general public a fucking favor and WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS AFTER YOU USE THE RESTROOM, period!! 

Paris Hilton, My BFF!

So I am a huge, HUGE, fan of realitv... and today, I watched "Paris Hilton, My BFF".  I actually logged on to MTV.com and watched it on their website instead of watching it out in my living room with the sun shining in, because my living room is like a freakin' sauna!! (great for the skin though, I suggest mashing up some avocado and slab it on your face, avocados are great for the skin!) and give yourself a nice soothing mask!  Anyways, sorry about straying away from the topic at hand!  BUT today was the first time that I watched season 2, I actually watched all the episodes to date all today... Yes, I know, I do not have a life... Well unless you consider working out a life... but Hmm... I don't!! ha ha so yes, I watched the episodes today, and OMG, guess who is on that show!!! It is the black girl, who is called 'The Crow' on the dirty.com !! Extremely funny! First there was that one girl from Dallas, I think her name was Corey, or something like that, who had her t*ts done, like three times, and on the third try, they finally got it right... MMM HMM... (implant dumb stupid thoughts about dirty girls, in my head) the word that I'm looking for IS, anyway... so 'The Crow' aka Dinisea... I am sorry if I butchered her name, as it clearly is an easy one to spell... BUT that girl looks ALL sorts of jacked up with those eyelashes! girl... come on now... If you are going to wear falsies, PLEASE PLEASE get Shu Uemura ones!  Black luxe is only $20.00 a pair, and lasts you a long time!! and they do not look like you have spider legs coming out of your eye socket!! Just a tip... If you are going to be on TV at least apply yourself!  On one of the episode, Paris Hilton makes the girls dress up for 'Paris Pageant' and girlfriend quoted the price of the dress to $400.00... ooooohh child! that is tackalicious!!  NO one cares about the price of a dress, unless you want to brag and be like, oohh oohh look at me, look at my new dress it costs this much!! TACKY! Tacky! Tacky! Didn't your mom teach you never to talk about money??? MMM Hmm...  anyways... what does everyone think about this show! I'd love to hear your thoughts!!!

Michael Jackson

So as everyone already know, Michael Jackson has passed on.  MMM hmm... and as weird as he was in the past two decades, you can't deny that he was truly talented.  From grabbing his crotch to doing moon walks, I mean... the man was and will always be considered a legend!  It is a shame for his "test tube" babies... Those poor kids... don't you guys ever wonder who is the biological parents of these kids... I mean do we really think that Debbie Rowe, really carried all of them in her womb??  And the kids are white as chalk... do we honestly believe that Michael Jackson, who clearly was NOT white when he exited, his mother's womb... could father these kids... I would like to hear opinions!!! Won't it be interesting to track down the man or (ah hem, the sperm) who fathered Princess and Prince and Prince Jr., okay, okay, Prince Michael, Jr. to be exact, but you know whatever!!  And was Debbie Rowe, just a surrogate, or did she really have those kids because she stuck a turkey baster... (hopefully that is how you spell that word) up her va jay jay?? I bet everyone that, Oprah has the answer to all these questions, well because you know, it's Oprah, and she KNOWS everything!  Anyways, would love to hear what you wonderful people out there think!!!