To Fur or not to Fur? that is the question!

Ok, so I've been talking to a few of my girlfriends lately, concerning this topic... to fur or not to fur?  And no, I'm not talking about skinning some little mink, I am talking about, you know heading down towards Rio, as in Brazil!  The land of the beauty!  You visit Brazil in order to get away in a tropical getaway and relax in paradise.  So I guess you can say, that guys LOVE Brazil.  What I'm talking about is not a 10 hour plane ride to another continent, what I'm talking about is the brazilian bikini wax.  

OUCH!  Doesn't that freaking sound painful!!!!  Aye dios mio!!!  This is the act where a girl goes to see an Aestitician... she removes her pants and panties, spread your legs up in the air... the lady then puts hot wax on your va jay jay, and RIPS all the hair off of your cooch!!!  can I say, MOOTHERFUCKERRRR!!!! hahaha

well... the end result is a bald vagina in which it looks all nice and smooth, thus making it easier for a guy to roam around.  But in a sick twisted way, doesn't that make us girls seem like we are some 10 year old girls??  Thus making guys, be sick twisted, almost pedifiliac (sp?) like??  If a guy is turned on by a girl who is bald down there, it's almost like saying he must have some sort of sick twisted fetish for 10 years old girls... (which there are freaks out there who are, and should have their balls cut off so that they can't procreate anymore... the reason why they had eunuchs in Imperial China, was because they couldn't have any sexual relations with the female members of the royal family) anywho... so why is that females nowadays are so quick to remove their fur, down thur! (haha I tried, rhyming, Chingy style, and for those of you who do not know Chingy, obviously doesn't know hip hop culture)  But why are we not quick to remove fur on our heads and Haute Couture has always embraced fur on a female, so why do we not embrace our fur down thur???  I think we should all take a look at our naked bodies and allow the bush to grow out a little... so what it looks like a frito pie, but does it taste like a frito pie, perhaps some of you nasty girls out there might... eeooww just thinking about that makes me want to puke a little, and some of you out there might taste like Caribbean Passion delight, which good for you, you learned the art of douching! haha jk... (girls please do not douche as it isn't healthy for our vaginas)  But the next time you think about going to a spa and getting your fur ripped out, just think to yourself, hmm... is it really worth it just to make a guy work less hard to find our "g spots" as if he ever could... but really... whatever happened to looking natural... now don't be natural to the point where you get crabs down there and it starts reaking of 3 day old meat... EEOOWW... but if you must remove your fur down thur, just remember, who are you doing it for, yourself or a guy...